Note: Pretty much NONE of these original texts were sent with ANY response from ME...they just...kept...coming.....
"This is me and my cat Sam. Short for Samson."
("He goes under furniture sometimes. He thinks he's a cave cat.")
"I took this pic myself. Is good yes?"
"I own a Dodge Neon..and the road."
"This is my other cat Darto. Long for Dart. He is fast!"
"Apainting I did of Adam and Eve."
Now...raise your hand if you're scared for me!